the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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