If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
why does every cop we meet know your name?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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