I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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