I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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