windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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