when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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