idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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