pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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