just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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