We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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