is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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