i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
worst night to have a conscience
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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