Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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