i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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