I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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