I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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