Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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