Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
