Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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