I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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