The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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