god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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