respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
