Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Randomize
