Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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