I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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