from now on my penis is your penis
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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