So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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