Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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