If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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