summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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