His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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