just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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