How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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