I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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