There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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