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(313): View more from Michigan

I'm jealous of your bromance

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(480): View more from Arizona

you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open

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(516): View more from New York

he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.

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(210): View more from Texas

I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.

(1-210): View more from Texas

I love milkshakes.

(210): View more from Texas

Not the point.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.

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(256): View more from Alabama

FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex

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(720): View more from Colorado

After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital

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(952): View more from Minnesota

What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?

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