Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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