I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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