Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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