are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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