she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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