My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I would fuck him just for his dog
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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