OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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