This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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