Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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