i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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