is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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