Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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