Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
