so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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