Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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