Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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