hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Let's paint friendship bongs
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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