When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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