I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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