Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize