Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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