Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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