he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
